One year ago today, the InterWebs was changed forever.
eSarcasm, The Web Site That Longs to Pleasure You In Ways You’ve Never Imagined ™, officially opened its kimono and displayed its wares to the world exactly 365 days ago. Over that time our snarky band of jokesters have produced more than 700 articles, entertained more than 1 million visitors, generated 2 million page views, and earned more than $37 in advertising revenue.
Even we are fucking impressed by this.
Along the way we’ve garnered numerous accolades, including:
“… tasteless, occasionally hilarious, but mostly tasteless…”
“…not for the easily offended or those with sensitive stomachs…”
“… a new low in Internet humor…”
“…I can’t believe no one has sued your asses yet…”
(That last one came from our attorney, who is currently defending Dr. Smartass against yet more spurious statutory charges. We can personally vouch he was nowhere near that school at the time of the alleged incident.)
We are humbled by your praise, thrilled by your attention, exhausted by churning out 2+ posts a day and aroused by the thought of doing it again and again and again until we collapse in a sweaty pool of erotic effluvia.
Sorry, got distracted by some porn there for a second. What were we saying? Oh yeah: For all that you do, we thank you.